I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
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Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
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I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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