Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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