living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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