and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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