Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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