It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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