I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
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They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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