well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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