Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Randomize
