Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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