he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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