Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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