He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
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just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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