And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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