i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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