We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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