sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
