You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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