this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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