They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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