I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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