I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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