Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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