what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
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