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YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby

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(214): View more from Texas

did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.

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(818): View more from California

I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...

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if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation

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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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(678): View more from Georgia

Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection

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(813): View more from Florida

Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.

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