it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
you have to choose: penises or morals?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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