his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Boobs speak an international language.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Randomize
