Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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