he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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