like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
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