I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
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High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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