ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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