ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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