Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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