Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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