the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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