Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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