i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
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She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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