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  i miss you so much

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  i miss you too

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  oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me

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• (206): View more from Washington

  got weed?

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  I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.

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  sorry mom...

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  i think the cat found all the blow we lost...

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  he fucked my hip out of place.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...

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• (408): View more from California

  YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.

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• (818): View more from California

  I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...

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• (212): View more from New York

  You tried paying your tab with the coaster

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered

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