It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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