Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
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Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.