How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
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"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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