I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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