I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
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My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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