carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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