I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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