He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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