Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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