sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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