I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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