I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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