I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
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Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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