sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
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i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
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Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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