we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
Randomize
