i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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